John Orquiola, THE BLUTH COMPANY:
Thank you, thank you. If I may cut a victorious heel promo:
I set out with one goal in mind, to dominate this league and grind all the other teams under my heel. I think I did that. I held the cumulative totals number one spot in the league for 7 or 8 weeks in a stranglehold worthy of Triple H himself. I had a few close calls here and there, from Worcester Wrestling Federation in the early weeks and SentonBOMBS in the final weeks, but I came out on top like I knew I would. It wasn't even close. I didn't win the overall game by a longshot but I take pride in proving that I'm better than each and every one of you. I am the Champion of The-W.com League. Bow down.
But the person I really want to give props to, besides myself, is LanceJr. LanceJr started out the game in the number 37th spot and crawled his way all the way up to the top 10, finishing the game in the number 4 spot. That is damned impressive. No one else in the league actually got better as the game went along to the degree LanceJr did. If I could pick a tag team partner, it would be him.
I'm gonna sit out season 5 of the Fantasy game because wrestling is more fun when you're not crunching numbers while you watch, but I think I will return, perhaps in season 6, to defend my title.
Now hit my music!
ME:
Props to Mr. Orquiola and his fantasy-wrestling-picking ability. There was never any doubt that I'd be back for season 5, and I'm just sorry that it seems that Mr. Orquiola is so terrified that I will finally beat him next season that he is bowing out of the race, leaving me no real competition at all. So sad.
John Orquiola, THE BLUTH COMPANY:
That's a nice punk card you just dropped, Senton.
Let me tell you something, brother, number one doesn't come to number two. I've got 206 points on you that says you can't lace my boots. But I'll tell you what: You win season 5 and then maybe you can call me out for season 6, Champion vs. Champion. Show me what you got.
Although I do like: Mr. Orquiola!
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It was a good season overall, and I am looking forward to next season, when the SentonBOMBS can shine once again.
Fantasy Wrestling... the epilogue.
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That's damn funny. I like his reply to you. I almost felt like it was hogan in the ring responding to someone's smack.
Anyway, I think he is a pansy. Not just for his lame accepance speech, but for "giving props" to this "lance jr." who is clearly his friend or a shadow team he was running, which in any event had to pcik most of the same people as he did down the stretch.
We will not bow down to this Ass-Clown. We will NEVER bow down to anyone.
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