Time Travelers PLEASE HELP!!!

The following is an actual e-mail that someone in my office received a while back.

If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have
the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!
I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!

I need to be able to:

Travel back in time.

Rewind my life including my age back to 4.

Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from
being tampered with again after I go back.

I am in very great danger and need this immediately!

I am aware that there are many types of time travel, and that humans do not
do well through certain types.

I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible.
To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of
now will cease to exist.
I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or
government equipment capable of doing just that.

If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down here, Along
with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay top dollar for the
equipment. Proof must be provided.

Please be advised that any temporal device
that you may employ must account for X, Y, and Z coordinates as well
as the temporal location.
I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilitys and is useless
without
a vortex.

If you can provide information on how to create vortex generator or
where I can get some of the blue glowing moon crystals this would also
be helpful. I am however concerned with the high level of radiation these crystals give off, if you could provide a shielding or other crystals which give off a north polarized vortex field just as strong or strong
enough to make a watch stop this would be great.

I am aware of two types of time travel one in physical form and the other
in energy form where a snapshot of your brain is taken using either the
dimensional warp or an electronic device and then sends your consciousness
back through time to part with your younger self. Please explain
how safe and what your method involves.

Also if you are one of the very, very, few beings with the ability to edit
the universe PLEASE REPLY!!!

Only if you have this technology and can help me exactly as mentioned
please send me a (SEPARATE) email to: IneedTimeTravel@aol.com

Please do not reply if your an evil alien!
Thanks

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